The campus newspaper rarely contains much more than mundane hints about student aids and endless griping about tuition fees. But the latest issue contained something very special. Excerpts follow (my translation):
Girlie-Band makes Nazi Music
Right-wing radical music. In Germany, one thinks generally of raw, loud music with simple-minded lyrics. While you cannot buy such music on the open market in German, the situation is completely different in America.
There, the two siblings Lamb and Lynx Gaede, 13-year-old girls from California, formed the nationalistic band "Prussian Blue" to, as they put it, honor their German heritage.
The two twins, who look like thoroughly normal American teenagers, believe in a nationalistic idea. They grew up in a radically right-wing family whose youngest daugher is named "Dresden," and appear to be completely indoctrinated in right-wing thought.
The two teenagers, who by the way are quite proud of their blond hair and blue eyes, sing in the song "Victory": "Children are playing, we have won. Victory is ours, the war is finally done. Our people’s dedication is now complete, our enemies have finally been beat [sic]." The enemies are all those who do not share the same skin color as the Gaede-twins. After Hurricane Katrina inflicted severe damage in the state of Louisiana, "Prussian Blue" wanted to be generous, so they donated to the victims of the hurricane. On the condition that the money should only go to whites.
After a hard day speaking out for RaHoWa (RAcial HOly WAr), the twins like to relax and let someone else play the music for a change. From their website: "We really like Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Green Day, AC/DC, and Alison Krauss. For racial groups we like Final War, CutThroat, Saga, Max Resist, Youngland, Brutal Attack, and of course Skrewdriver. But our all-time favorite is Barney the purple dinosaur!" (emphasis added).
Umm, just how white is Barney the purple dinosaur?
P.S. To all the FBI and Bundenachrichtendienst (German FBI) agents who are reading this post because the data miner went crazy at all the racist terminology, welcome! Stick around for a while and check out some of the other posts!
P.P.S. Since advocating fascism is illegal in Germany, I suppose I should make it clear that this post is for humor/informational purposes only, and I find the ideology represented by the adorable little Nazi-munchkins to be very very very naughty indeed. If I were their father, I would send them to bed without supper and with a copy of Dr. Martin Luther King’s Letter from Birmingham Jail.