Germany is the Land of Ideas, as President Horst Köhler will have us believe. One of those bold new ideas: the spray-on condom. If you’re as excited by this idea as I am, just go to this website and type in your information. For now, just enjoy the "English-language" description of the study:
Spray-on Condom: Testers Wanted
We are looking for 30 Condom-Testers. Your job is testing the new condom. We are looking for men with a penislengh from 9 until 12 cm and 15 until 20 cm. Men between 13 to 14 cm are welcome, too. You should have experience with condoms and beeing almost 18 years old. Your data will be kept very safe. If you have any questions, please contact us.
[Hat-tip: Ed Philp.]
German Joys 
From that site: ‘Our team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides.’
Call the guys from Jackass …
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Hmmm, yes. This provokes some interesting speculations and perhaps some translation problems. The age mentioned for example; are they seeking 17+ year old people or seeking that amount of experience?
Then consider the problem of measurement. I misdoubt most men know – and it’s historically been an area rife with some inaccuracy…. 😉
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“I wish, life could be Swedish magazines, but I am only five foot one” (Iggy & and The Stooges; can’t recall which album).
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Germany, the land of great texts in english 😉
What about the size? as I could understand it can range from 9 to 20 cm, that means: any guy is able to perform this test.
Well I couldn´t read it without commenting something about “condom culture” in Germany: the names are fun, like the Billy Boy in joyful drawings (is the product made for kids?); some of the have cheap pictures on the box that are a big turn off, like the brand AMOR, what about the name Lümmeltüte?
The weirdest thing to me is that, if you look for a condom in a german drugstore, you´ll find it the near other latex products, like pacifiers! Makes sense..after you spent half an hour to searching something that is easily avaliable on almost any supermarket checkout in Brazil.
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9cm to 12cm? = 3.5in to 4.7in – pretty short
15 cm to 20cm = 5.9in to 7.9in – reasonable size
This study would exclude former porn star Johnny ‘The Wad’ Holmes, he was 15 inches (38.1cm). I guess he would of used up a whole spray can.
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There are a number of serious questions to be answered before any gentleman (or even such as myself) should submit oneself to such an undertaking.
Does the spray can delivery system use aerosol? If so I imagine it could be a chilling experience, and I for one cannot face the idea of catching a chill in such a manner…
But perhaps the greater question is how the testing is to be accomplshed. Simulation can do a great deal but no test on such a product can be considered complete absent a good deal of real-life testing as well. The question of possible product failure raises itself. How does the company propse to indeminfy it’s testers from the unfortunate possible consequences of product failure during testing?
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hey i am like so gay and i would love to stick my pecker in one of those new toys.. like ya man
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But…WHERE DOES ALL THE ‘SHIT’ GO…?!!! i mean… will the dick be completely stuffed with the cum surrounding? how would that feel? at least very sticky…
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For the comedic possibilities alone, I hope this product receives fast track approval. Just think of the scenes in which a pasty German lover, befuddled by Liebfraumilch (was that one of the 365 great ideas), reaches for his spray on condom and coats his typical 9-11 cm pecker with bug spray or worse. Which gives me an idea (#366), hows about “Deep Woods Jack-Off” for a tradename?
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sign me up please
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Also heard that the Germans are developing a spray-on condom that may be read…
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