Given the porno spam comments I’ve been getting lately, I probably shouldn’t be putting "vaginal" in post titles. However, I felt obliged to link to this, as a public service to readers with non-optimized genitals:
Within months, [gynecologist] Salerno had visited [the] newly opened Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of America in Los Angeles, where the doctor, in addition to inventing the G-Shot [an injection of collagen to increase the size of womens’ G-spots], has become the most renowned practitioner in a small but incrementally growing field. In 2005, the first year the American Society of Plastic Surgeons kept statistics on vaginal alterations, 79 women had work performed on their genitals. Last year, the number rose to 1,030. Sandy Gart, 56, a Southern California nurse who was one of Matlock’s first G-Shot recipients, said she got the injection to rekindle her sex drive. Gart said it worked so well, she’s had three more injections; the collagen reabsorbs into the body within four months, and Matlock says 60 percent of his patients have returned at least once.