Pictures from Greece

I’m a pretty dedicated fan of Google’s image-management tool Picasa. They recently added an "embed slideshow" function that makes it even nicer.

Herewith a slideshow with a few pictures from Athens, Porto Rafti (a small seaside resort town), and the enchanting island of Naxos. Note the restaurant sign offering the dish "Spesial Dunghill Cogk" at the bottom. And, of course, the "Toxophily Set."

The lame captions are more for record-keeping purposes than anything else; you can turn them off by clicking on the photo, and then on the green speech-bubble at the bottom left.

Metaphysical Postcards

Germany’s the land of poets and thinkers, baby, and they don’t let you forget it. Take, for example, this seemingly-harmless greeting card, which you can find in any German post office:


For you non-German speakers, what’s your guess as to the caption? "Determination Means ‘Shaking Off’ Defeat and Starting Again"? — "You’re All Wet, but I Love You Anyway"?  "Heaven is a Cool Pond on a Hot Day"?

All wrong.  The caption actually reads "Even Eternity is Just Composed of Moments." If you’re asking what this little saying might have to do with a dog shaking water out of its fur, you obviously haven’t given the matter enough thought.

The message of this postcard is vital, but it is neither simple nor reassuring. Bello here is completely wrapped up in the moment. He’s grimacing with concentration, focused on nothing more than expelling as many water droplets from his fur as possible. His facial expression does not exclude the possibility that this activity may have an erotic component. We will leave that to one side for the moment.

But what happens after he’s shaken the water off? Then comes another moment, just like the last one. Then another, then another, in a seemingly endless succession. Fortunately for Bello, he is a stupid animal without self-consciousness, so the fact that he spends his life in a completely pointless sequence of discrete activities does not weigh upon him.

But for the human who receives the card and reads the caption, the message is different. The message is (cue condescending German accent): "Your life, whether you are brave enough to admit it or not, is also composed entirely of isolated ‘moments’ within a pointless, howling, ‘eternity’ of time. Like him, you permit yourself to be completely wrapped up in daily distractions, oblivious to the deeper meaning of existence. The only difference between you and this animal — which spends a great deal of its waking time licking its excretory organs — is that you have been cruelly outfitted with self-consciousness. Which means, once in a very great while, when all your distractions and petty concerns recede, you will come face to face with the terrifying fact that your life, within the limitless ocean of time we call eternity, is but an infinitesimally small pinprick. After it is extinguished, the universe will continue implacably, completely oblivious to your existence."

It’s that message which makes this card perfect for a child’s birthday.