One day, this blog will become a United Nations World Heritage Site of unconventional translations. I already have a section dedicated to this purpose. However, other outlets — like Welt Online, sometimes try to horn in on my territory. This slideshow (G) collects attempts at German and English from all over the world, sent in by German tourists. [h/t K.S.]
My favorite is this bathroom sign from Panama:
But perhaps the best source for translations is menus. Whenever I go to Other Foreign Countries, I immediately grab the menu out of my dinner companions’ hands and scan it. I’m often disappointed (especially in Northern Europe, where everybody’s English is much too good).
But not in India. Here are just two of the precious finds I unearhted there. First, from Hampi, India, "Momus Fried Steam":
And from Bangalore, ‘Alien Steak’:
I ordered the Alien Steak. It looked like this:
And it was pretty tasty. Yes, it was real beef.