The Man in the Street on Kidnapping Foreigners

The Onion interviews ordinary Americans about the desirability of kidnapping Brits:

Friday, December 7, 2007

Kidnapping British People Legal

A lawyer for the U.S. government told the Court of Appeal in London that the United States could legally kidnap citizens of other countries because it was sanctioned by the Supreme Court. What do you think?

Old Woman

Linda Sai,
Systems Analyst
"People abroad must learn that America lives in our hearts, and that gives us the right to do whatever we want, wherever we want."

Old Man

Mark Solomon,
Video Editor
"I vote to kidnap those posh birds from Nuts Magazine. They’ve got a right set of baps on them."

Black Man

Ken Ralston,
Gas Station Attendant
"Look on the bright side. They’ll get a fantastic exchange rate on legal fees."