“I Have an Optimistic, But I am Alone”

I just got this beauty in my inbox, from one belen.belen from francetelecom.com:

How do you do

How to pay

I formed, kind. I have an optimistic, but I am alone.

Expensive hits at an affordable price

I Inna live in Yelabuga

Greetings from Peter

Come to my chat

Dreams all here

It inspired me to go to the archive for an episode of the late, lamented Spamasterpiece Theatre, entitled THE STOMATOLOGIST¹:

¹ Some variation of the word 'Stomatologxxx' is the word for dentist in lots of Eastern European languages, and thus 'Stomatologist' is the 'English' translation for dentist which you will find in cheap, outdated bilingual dictionaries.