Quote of the Day: Karl Kraus on Vienna Gossip

"If I cross the street with a woman, I am an adulterer; if I cross it with a man, I am a homosexual; if I cross it by myself am addicted to masturbation." — Karl Kraus

As a special hidden bonus, the crazed tuber, Hitlerized. I finally figured out what drove me to this act of desperation: the highly suspicious red-white-black and brown color scheme of the background. I am only making explicit what 'Potato King' — if that is their real name — clearly wanted us to perceive subliminally.

Mit viel yummy hitlerized