I don’t want to interrupt the philological discussion going on about the last post, but I came across a few nice specimens of German humor I thought I’d share. The first comes from the April 2006 Titanic, p. 39, submitted by Tibor Rácskai:
Suggestion for Improvement
In the subway station: ultra-modern screen displays keep us in the loop: "200 Dead in Beluchistan, the new Brigitte is in newsstands now, Careful! Train arriving!" For the last few days, one of these devices has been stoically delivering an additional piece of news: "The end of the lamp’s life-expectancy has been reached." I’d like to have something similar, when it’s come that far; let’s say, three days before. Then there’d be enough time to clean up a bit, bring the old bottles in for recycling — simply to check out properly.
And now Greser und Lenz (G) the comic team specializing in mordant satirical cartoons. The FAZ newspaper is hosting a collection of Greser and Lenz drawings, and interviewed the two in their favorite bar, the "Schlappeseppel" in Aschaffenburg. They liked it so much they drew the bar owner a little cartoon for his beer coasters:
It shows two drunks dressed in angel’s robes, sitting on a cloud. "Cirrhosis of the liver! And you?" asks one, with a grimace. The other’s hand and feet are bandaged. In his left hand he still holds a fragment of the broken steering wheel, with the beer bottle in his right hand he merrily salutes his colleague: "Thank God I didn’t have to go through that!"
P.S. This one shows Condi Rice behind a podium, announcing: "As a transatlantic goodwill gesture, the CIA has ordered 150 Airbus planes for secret prisoner transports." The caption: "Everything OK again now?"